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Godly Moose
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Joined: Mon Jul 02, 2007 8:09 pm Posts: 262 Location: West Croatia Gender: Male Gamertag: Mr Hoss Delgado
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 Re: Breakfast from HELL.
This is why I love the U.S.A., and this is why it makes us the best country in the world.
I am proud to be an American.
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| Sun Feb 08, 2009 12:39 am |
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RTgrl
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Joined: Thu Jun 28, 2007 3:30 am Posts: 473 Location: In a computer lab Gender: Female
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 Re: Breakfast from HELL.
As a female, I have a mere 2200 calories alotted per day. A 1000 calorie breakfast is ridiculous.
That said, this looks unhealthily delicious.
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| Sun Feb 08, 2009 2:27 am |
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hungry138imp
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Joined: Sat Nov 29, 2008 12:19 am Posts: 927 AKA: No. Gender: Male
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I imagine that pancakes would be pretty much dough, barely cooked, so it'd get clogged in your throat like nasty phlegm. Also the sausage links act as plungers so that dough (more like cement) would go to your stomach and you'd "digest" it and die. Nothing else matters because you'd already be too dead to eat it.
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| Sun Feb 08, 2009 10:23 am |
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NightMare_Cloud
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Joined: Thu Jun 28, 2007 3:31 am Posts: 3643 AKA: Nigel Gender: Male
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 Re: Breakfast from HELL.
We should drop cases of these in third world countries with microwaves
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| Sun Feb 08, 2009 10:28 am |
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Kaflobop
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Joined: Wed Jan 28, 2009 4:23 pm Posts: 290 Location: Between a rock and a hard place Gender: Male
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 Re: Breakfast from HELL.
I'm not exactaly sure what my daily calorie intake is but i'm guessing that it probebly isnt' good
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tkdfighter
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Joined: Thu Jun 28, 2007 8:33 pm Posts: 1518 Location: Cincinnati, OH AKA: Bjork Gender: Male
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My daily calorie intake is around 4000 or so. I love bacon.
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| Mon Feb 09, 2009 3:40 pm |
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NightMare_Cloud
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Joined: Thu Jun 28, 2007 3:31 am Posts: 3643 AKA: Nigel Gender: Male
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 Re: Breakfast from HELL.
I don't know mine, all I know it is somewhere between heart attack and "Godamn!"
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soulreleaser
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Joined: Fri Jul 06, 2007 12:29 am Posts: 1701 Location: MI figure it out Gender: Male Gamertag: Track3 Wii: 1372-0993-9124-6306 Brawl: 0344-8990-5538
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i'm pretty sure I either get way over or way under
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Static
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Joined: Mon Apr 28, 2008 11:24 pm Posts: 878 AKA: I was once Otaku Gender: Female
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NightMare_Cloud wrote: I don't know mine, all I know it is somewhere between heart attack and "Godamn!" Me too, but it evens up with the fact that I hardly eat in the summer.
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NightMare_Cloud
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Joined: Thu Jun 28, 2007 3:31 am Posts: 3643 AKA: Nigel Gender: Male
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 Re: Breakfast from HELL.
I'm on a diet now, kind of. I made the mistake of buying a scale, and I am fine with my weight, but...my girlfriend and mom used it...and well, now all the DELICIOUS FOODS in the apartment are gone.
You know they make 100% wheat bagels? What the dog-ass
I am eating healthier and cut soda down big time (No more two liters a day, oh god it was hard), but it's not that bad.
Also, no more cheese steaks, there is no fucking god
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soulreleaser
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NightMare_Cloud wrote: I'm on a diet now, kind of. I made the mistake of buying a scale, and I am fine with my weight, but...my girlfriend and mom used it...and well, now all the DELICIOUS FOODS in the apartment are gone. sounds like the biggest mistake of your life  sry to hear that dood, maybe we should start a NMC World Food Relief Effort in order for you to stay naturally unhealthy. Donations start as low as Mountain Dew in cans and goes all the way to KFC fried chicken and Donuts. And if you act now you'll get a free NMC WFRE t-shirt with your donation!
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Anibus
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Joined: Sat Jul 21, 2007 1:08 am Posts: 2806 Location: America FUCK YEAH!! Gender: Male
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LOL GIMME DAT FAT YO
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keemosabi
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Joined: Tue Aug 07, 2007 4:24 pm Posts: 4592 Location: behind you with my pants down Gender: Male Gamertag: Keemosabi83
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NightMare_Cloud wrote: I'm on a diet now, kind of. I made the mistake of buying a scale, and I am fine with my weight, but...my girlfriend and mom used it...and well, now all the DELICIOUS FOODS in the apartment are gone.
You know they make 100% wheat bagels? What the dog-ass
I am eating healthier and cut soda down big time (No more two liters a day, oh god it was hard), but it's not that bad.
Also, no more cheese steaks, there is no fucking god How are you surviving???
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NightMare_Cloud
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Slowly, my body is adapting to the strange and weird food stuff's. Plus I had a cheesesteak for dinner since my girlfriend wasn't around, I ATE IT GOOD. Also, I want to clarify that all wheat bagels are delicious, especially with strawberry jam Anyway one else on a diet/cutting back on something?
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tkdfighter
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Joined: Thu Jun 28, 2007 8:33 pm Posts: 1518 Location: Cincinnati, OH AKA: Bjork Gender: Male
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Yeah, I'm cutting back on food because I don't have any money.
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NightMare_Cloud
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I'll buy you a cheesesteak if you ever come to Philly, but not really, I'll just yell at you from across the street to get off my lawn
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soulreleaser
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NightMare_Cloud wrote: I'll buy you a cheesesteak if you ever come to Philly, but not really, I'll just yell at you from across the street to get off my lawn what happens if i continue to stay on ur lawn?
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NightMare_Cloud
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I don't even have a lawn, I live on the ninth floor of an apartment building.
I mean there is lawn surrounding it, but it's technically not mine
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soulreleaser
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NightMare_Cloud wrote: I don't even have a lawn, I live on the ninth floor of an apartment building.
I mean there is lawn surrounding it, but it's technically not mine if you've slept there, you own it
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NightMare_Cloud
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soulreleaser
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This is called hindsight....
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NightMare_Cloud
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Hindsight to buy more vodka maybe
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tkdfighter
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NightMare_Cloud
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I'm seeing them April 2nd 
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