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This is why I love the U.S.A., and this is why it makes us the best country in the world.

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As a female, I have a mere 2200 calories alotted per day. A 1000 calorie breakfast is ridiculous.

That said, this looks unhealthily delicious.

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I imagine that pancakes would be pretty much dough, barely cooked, so it'd get clogged in your throat like nasty phlegm. Also the sausage links act as plungers so that dough (more like cement) would go to your stomach and you'd "digest" it and die. Nothing else matters because you'd already be too dead to eat it.


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We should drop cases of these in third world countries with microwaves

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I'm not exactaly sure what my daily calorie intake is but i'm guessing that it probebly isnt' good

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My daily calorie intake is around 4000 or so. I love bacon.

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I don't know mine, all I know it is somewhere between heart attack and "Godamn!"

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i'm pretty sure I either get way over or way under

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I don't know mine, all I know it is somewhere between heart attack and "Godamn!"

Me too, but it evens up with the fact that I hardly eat in the summer.

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I'm on a diet now, kind of. I made the mistake of buying a scale, and I am fine with my weight, but...my girlfriend and mom used it...and well, now all the DELICIOUS FOODS in the apartment are gone.

You know they make 100% wheat bagels? What the dog-ass

I am eating healthier and cut soda down big time (No more two liters a day, oh god it was hard), but it's not that bad.

Also, no more cheese steaks, there is no fucking god

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I'm on a diet now, kind of. I made the mistake of buying a scale, and I am fine with my weight, but...my girlfriend and mom used it...and well, now all the DELICIOUS FOODS in the apartment are gone.

sounds like the biggest mistake of your life D= sry to hear that dood, maybe we should start a NMC World Food Relief Effort in order for you to stay naturally unhealthy. Donations start as low as Mountain Dew in cans and goes all the way to KFC fried chicken and Donuts. And if you act now you'll get a free NMC WFRE t-shirt with your donation!

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LOL GIMME DAT FAT YO

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I'm on a diet now, kind of. I made the mistake of buying a scale, and I am fine with my weight, but...my girlfriend and mom used it...and well, now all the DELICIOUS FOODS in the apartment are gone.

You know they make 100% wheat bagels? What the dog-ass

I am eating healthier and cut soda down big time (No more two liters a day, oh god it was hard), but it's not that bad.

Also, no more cheese steaks, there is no fucking god

How are you surviving???

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Post Re: Breakfast from HELL.
Slowly, my body is adapting to the strange and weird food stuff's. Plus I had a cheesesteak for dinner since my girlfriend wasn't around, I ATE IT GOOD.

Also, I want to clarify that all wheat bagels are delicious, especially with strawberry jam :awe:

Anyway one else on a diet/cutting back on something?

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Yeah, I'm cutting back on food because I don't have any money.

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I'll buy you a cheesesteak if you ever come to Philly, but not really, I'll just yell at you from across the street to get off my lawn

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I'll buy you a cheesesteak if you ever come to Philly, but not really, I'll just yell at you from across the street to get off my lawn

what happens if i continue to stay on ur lawn?

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I don't even have a lawn, I live on the ninth floor of an apartment building.

I mean there is lawn surrounding it, but it's technically not mine

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I don't even have a lawn, I live on the ninth floor of an apartment building.

I mean there is lawn surrounding it, but it's technically not mine

if you've slept there, you own it

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I've slept on several lawns! :awe:

:smirk:

:hmm:

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I've slept on several lawns! :awe:

:smirk:

:hmm:

o__o

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This is called hindsight....

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Hindsight to buy more vodka maybe

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I'm seeing them April 2nd :lol:

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